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The following ad ran in The Atlanta Journal: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy......... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador retriever! Subject: Actual Newspaper Ads FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG. FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG. GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY. HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE. EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175. OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS. and the best one... FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes Excellent condition. $1,000 OBO - No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything. YEAR 2003 BEST HEADLINES:
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